Special courier service

Chinese courier service ::: Forget about DHL, UPS or FEDEX!!  This beats them all!
  
A family in the Southern Province of China, were puzzled when the coffin of their dead grandmother arrived from 
the States. It was sent by one of the daughters. The dead body was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin.  

When they opened the lid, they found a letter on top of the corpse which read as follows: 

"Dear Cousins, I am sending Ah-ma (grandma) body to you since it was her wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in Tung Shin. Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leaves are consumed. 

You will find inside the coffin, under Ah-ma's body, 12 bottles of Yomeitsu tonic, 10 boxes of American Ginseng and 10 packets of Chinatown Chinese sausage Lap Cheong.  Please divide these among all of you. 

On Ah-ma's feet you will find a new pair of Nike Air shoes (size 10) for Ah boy.  Also there are 2 pairs of shoes for Ah Mei's and Ah Lien's sons.. Hope the sizes are correct.. Ah-ma is wearing 6 Calvin Klein T-Shirts.  The large size is for Ah Bak and the others are for my nephews.  Just distribute them among yourselves.  The 2 new Armani Jeans that Ah-ma is wearing are for 2nd uncle boys. The Rolex watch that Har Cheong wanted is on Ah ma's left wrist.  
  
Aunty Pei Pei,  Ah ma is wearing the Tiffany necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for.  The 6 white Polo cotton socks that Ah ma is wearing are to be divided among my teenage cousins.   

Let me know what else you need as Ah Kong (Grandpa) also not feeling well nowadays.  I can send all required things when our Ah Kong goes back too...." 

Got the email from Janet Thean...thanks dear I really enjoy the story..so hilarious
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terima kasih atas kunjungan dan komen, sungguh sangat dihargai! kalau ada kesempatan saya akan balas, InsyaAllah

komen baik-baik tau!

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